Lindsay Lohan in ghastly retro Fornarina ad

When I saw this new ad featuring a nearly unrecognizable Lindsay Lohan, I assumed it was one of those "Only being shown in Japan" things. Then I remembered that those lucrative Asian ad deals are only for actors who are still famous and somewhat respectable. This is just some straight-up "Will work for food" badness. In case you can't figure it out from the ad, Fornarina is an Italian fashion line that creates the ideal ensembles for hitting the clubs, taking in a red-carpet premiere or just pounding out some psychotic Twitter updates while the cops are looking for you.
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